There’s no end to Dubai’s brunch or all-you-can-eat offers. However, Osteria Funkcoolio, Dubai, has thrown something cool: all-you-can-eat pizza for just AED75. The restaurant, tucked away in Port de La Mer, is giving diners ten straight hours to eat their way through crispy bases, bubbling cheese and some rather eccentric toppings. From 2 pm until midnight, the challenge is simple: eat as many slices as you can. The price is fixed, the menu is wide, and the only limit is your own willpower. For a city where a coffee and croissant can easily cost the same, it is a deal that makes people look twice.
Sundays In Dubai Just Got Cheesier With Funkcoolio’s Pizza Feast
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Funkcoolio is the brainchild of Akmal Anuar, the Singapore-born chef whose name has been stamped across some of Dubai’s most exciting restaurants. Diners may recognise him from 3Fils, a homegrown favourite that helped raise the bar for casual dining, or from Goldfish and 11 Woodfire, where he leaned into smoke and flame.
Here, Anuar has taken a detour from the grill and landed in the world of Itameshi, a fusion of Italian recipes and Japanese craft. Funkcoolio is smaller than his previous ventures, with just 30 seats, yet that intimacy is part of the charm. The walls are lined with vintage osteria touches, but the food is more rebellious than nostalgic.
What’s On The menu
Yes, you will find the classics. A margherita with bright tomato and creamy mozzarella holds its own, and the pepperoni version ticks the comfort box. But the kitchen doesn’t stop there. Diners brave enough can dive into spicy duck laced with Sriracha or shrimp paired with aji amarillo, a Peruvian chilli that carries heat and sweetness in equal measure.
This variety is exactly why the unlimited deal works. At most pizzerias, the choice between one or two pies is straightforward. At Funkcoolio, where the pizzas feel experimental, having the freedom to sample them all without scanning the bill is the real draw. Eight different pizzas for AED75 is something of a rarity in a city where set menus often cost double.
The Setting And The vibe
Port de La Mer itself adds to the experience. The marina is breezy, lined with pastel facades and boats bobbing in the distance. On Sundays, expect the tables to be loaded with plates of half-finished slices as groups attempt to pace themselves for the long haul.
The restaurant leans into its playful edge. The name itself, Funkcoolio, signals that this isn’t your nonna’s trattoria. The atmosphere is casual, but beneath the playfulness sits serious cooking. Each pizza carries the precision Anuar is known for, right down to the balance of sauce, topping and crust.
Dubai has a habit of turning Sundays into food rituals. This offer fits that mould perfectly. It is affordable, indulgent, and just a little over the top – exactly the sort of thing that makes people rearrange their weekend plans. The idea of eating pizza for ten hours straight may sound absurd, but for anyone who loves a challenge, it’s irresistible.
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Bring an appetite, consider stretchy trousers, and accept that Monday might feel slower than usual. For AED75, it is a trade most people will gladly take.
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