Name A Cockroach After Your Ex This V-day

by Kritika Kukreja
Name A Cockroach After Your Ex This V-day

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Hemsley Conservation Centre in south-west of London is allowing you to name a cockroach after your ex for only $2 this Valentine’s Day!

What Is It?

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and I’m sure you’re overwhelmed by lovey-dovey couples who simply can’t keep their hands off each other. But what do you do when you’ve just had a horrible breakup? You made elaborate plans to spend V-day with your someone special but they broke your heart. But we know how you can get your redemption! Hemsley Conservation Centre is letting you name a cockroach after your ex, because that’s exactly what they deserve, right?

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Now, we know it's a little over a month away, but we know you like to be organised! For those that don’t quite require revenge, there’s another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex this Valentine’s Day. The HCC is offering the chance to name a cockroach in honor of your, or your friend's worthless ex-“someone” on this special holiday of love. We are highlighting these creatures through our ‘name a cockroach programme’ (we think adopt is a little too strong, after all – you probably don't want to adopt your ex) to raise money for our projects at the zoo. So, head on over to #cockroach #hemsleyconservationcentre #valentinescockroach

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How To Do This?

For as low as ₹2 (₹140), you’ll get to name a roach after your ex’s name or even for a friend! After you fill out the form and make the payment, an online certificate will be granted to you. The certificate won’t have your ex’s name on it, but will have a message box along with it. But the roach’s name will appear on their roach board. The last date to get this form filled is 10th Feb, 2019 and anybody in the world can register for this.

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