Being a travel blogger has its perks. You get to travel, it broadens your horizons, you get to meet people from diverse cultures and most importantly it’s so much fun! It has its cons too like we already confessed here.
It all starts with you booking your ticket…
Dorku‘s witty break-up of your ticket is actually hilarious.
Flight fare rules: Refundable
Airlines cancellation fee: 2500
Website fee: 500
Why did you do this fee: 200
Refund money: 2 eclairs
— dorku (@Dorkstar) April 7, 2016
Pro-tip: Be the first to know about cheapest flights like we told you about Air Asia’s special deal recently.
Moreover, the scariest moment about travelling is when you are boarding and you get a text which reads “have a safe flight” and pnkj nailed it.
"Have a safe flight" was probably coined by some sarcastic fuck to scare the shit out of people
— camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 (@AskThePankazzzz) January 2, 2017
Types of People You Meet When You Travel
1. The First Time Flyer
Boarding flight for the first time in my life. I hope I don't freak out like Kajol in Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.
— Iron Mann (@Humor_Donor) December 24, 2016
2. The Feminist Rani
She is the pseudo-feminist who thrives on advocating women’s rights and is the first to leave her ideologies behind in times of a catastrophe. Rishabh tells you about it!
Girl-We want Gender equality in every aspect. Naari Shakti✊
*Suddenly plane Hijacked*
Girl-Ladies ko toh jaane do bhaiya please
— Rishabh (@jokebazz) April 23, 2016
3. That Creepy Fellow Traveller
He will follow you on Twitter, he will like all your FB check-ins and he will also follow you home. First two still seem okay to me, but the last one is sure to send you the chills. Adrak puts it aptly here.
[local train]*gets down with person in front*
*follows till his home*
Guy: Ab police bulaunga
Me: Movie khatam hote hi chala jaunga promise
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) January 22, 2017
4. That Delusion Called Goregaon
For some, travel adventure is heading to work and back. We agree with them if they happen to witness what Hardik did.
[train crosses Goregaon]
Me: Mumbai is so beautiful early morning, pleasant & this mild fog
Friend: Bhai wo factory se dua nikal raha hai
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) January 15, 2017
5. When the passenger beside you is a cranky kid
A long haul flight and a cranky kid is just a ticket to hell and so we agree with SMH. What about you?
Every time I come close to being okay with the idea of having kids at some point in life, they put a screaming one next to me on a flight.
— Stellla (@Stellla_Artois) January 16, 2017
6. The One Who Never Made It
We have all missed our flight once for reasons we are embarrassed to admit. But Vitasta‘s is my favourite 🙂
Another beautiful day in Delhi after I misread the flight departure time 😂 pic.twitter.com/71VjvOykRw
— 𝙑𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖 (@baavri) January 15, 2017
7. The classic gentleman
Can we have more men like Sorabh, please?
8. Last but not the least, THAT Famous Guy
Who wouldn’t love to witness the legend of the nasal twang! Pankaj had a star-struck moment with Himesh Reshammiya, or not?
Guess who's in my flight? Oooooo huzuuuuuurrr……
— Pankaj Sabnani (@pankajsabnani) January 6, 2017
So when you land safe, you can’t help but feel grateful to God
Like my friend, Aamir felt after he landed.
My flight was wonderful. Fst Thank to Allah dn #indigo 6E 6205 🌷
— Aamîr عامر (@MirAamir_7) December 31, 2016
But then this happens
Returning to Mumbai traffic made our editor-in-chief, Kamiya, want to fly back to her vacay spot. Every happened to you?
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