This Valentine’s Day, Name A Cockroach After Your Ex & Watch It Get Eaten

by Sanjana Shenoy
by Sanjana Shenoy 577

Did you ever have a really bad breakup? Forget being friends with your ex, if you could rip that person’s head apart, you wouldn’t think twice apart it.  Well, this Valentine’s Day, you can do exactly this. San Antonio Zoo in Texas will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a bird, reptile or mammal for just $5(₹364). This crazy initiative is part of the zoo’s “Cry Me a Cockroach” event on Valentine’s Day. The proceeds of this initiative will go into expanding the zoo’s jaguar habitat. So you’d actually be contributing for a worthy cause! Think about it!’

This US Zoo Will Rip Your Ex’s Head Off This V-Day

For all, you jilted lovers, left with a broken heart and hatred towards your ex-lovers, there’s a great option for redemption this Valentine’s Day.  You can name a cockroach after your awful ex and watch it being eaten live on Facebook by a bird, reptile or mammal. The San Antonio Zoo in Texas as part of its “Cry Me a Cockroach” event will ensure you have a crazy cathartic experience for just $5(₹364).

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Name A Cockroach After Your Ex & Watch It Being Eaten

And if your ex is a total rat, then shell out $20 (₹1457) more and watch the zookeepers feed a frozen rat to a reptile instead. If you’re a herbivore, who’d prefer to take the greener route, then there are amazing options for you too. The San Antonio Zoo gives you the choice to name romaine lettuce, cabbage and other leafy greens after your ex. They will then, feed it to vegetarian animals for $5(₹364)To give you a total cathartic feel and fulfil your ultimate revenge on Valentine’s Day, you can watch these animals eat your “ex”. The San Antonio Zoo will stream the feedings on Facebook Live.

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So sit on your couch in total comfort and watch the cockroach, frozen rat or veggie being eaten by the animal. Moreover, you will also receive a certificate, which you can share on social media. Share it, post or even tag that unfortunate ex of yours.  Scorn lovers have time until February 13 at 6 p.m. ET  to register on the zoo’s website. The event shall only display first names. You’d also have a done a noble deed. After all, all the money raised for this initiative will go towards building a connected overhead catwalk for the zoo’s jaguar habitat. Meanwhile, here are 5 types of couples on Valentine’s Day. 

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